The joys of gaming. This is why I DM/GM/Storyteller whichever title sounds the most grandiose at the time. The crazy stories and quotes that result. These quotes come to us from my monster gestalt game. For those of you joining us now, the monster gestalt is a 3.5 gestalt game with a monster progression from savage species up one side and class levels up the other. The number of melee brutes is staggering.
Heikon: "That's how many books are in here."
* Soban (Hybrid Form) looks at Heikon, "What? Why did you bother?"
Heikon: "I was bored.
Mallexantus: "Still used to mortality. Give it a few centuries."
Onotole: (( Anyone try to milk me though, loses limbs. ))
Onotole: "Maybe we should trap the stairs? Don't want to have people sneaking up behind us. That would be bad."
Mallexantus: "Hah. I have our rear covered."
Mallexantus: "They're too neutral. i'd prefer axes of evil."
Heikon: "... How can an axe be evil?"
Onotole: "If it has a frowny face drawn on it. Everybody knows that."
Onotole: "I suppose if we were desperate we could hitch a ride through the Air Elementals' portal."
Moastuo: "Couldn't you tweak it to send us somewhere more substantial?"
Onotole: "I can't tweak anything except the necks of people that I'm told need killing."
Mallexantus: "Before I was called here, I was from another plane of existence. if you make me explain the great wheel I will have to hurt you."
* Heikon stares at it with an empty, black space where there is not even an eye socket, filthy matted hair hanging down and rivulets of blood trickling down her ghostly face.]
Heikon: "Hello." « 1d20+17 = 15 + 17 = 32 » Intimidate.
* VortDM rolls: 1d20+4 => 5 + 4 = 9
* gazbeuro screams
Onotole: (( Putting the hell in hello. ))
Moastuo: "Shrill little bastard."
LooneyDM: (( let's roll ))
* Moastuo rolls: 1d2- => 1 = -1
* Mallexantus retracts his calligraphy chain.
Heikon: (( I'm going to bed now ))
Heikon: (( You guys have a link to my character sheet handy? ))
Moastuo: (( I think we just ignore absent players rather than ghost (hee) them ))
* LooneyDM rolls: 1d6 acid damage => 3
Moastuo: "Ho ho, good thing that didn't go off when you stuck yourself."
Mallexantus: "It seems useful. Extra agony!"
Onotole: "Taste metal!" « 1d20+9 = 3 + 9 = 12 » on #4
VortDM: The bat doesn't taste much of anything
Onotole: (( I still have bite left! ))
LooneyDM: (( bite away ))
* Flickerdart rolls: 1d20+9 => 3 + 9 = 12
LooneyDM: (( if you like ))
Soban (Hybrid Form): (( You have to soothe the dieroller. ))
* Onotole flails uselessly.
LooneyDM: (( my other group plies it with sweets usually ))
Soban (Hybrid Form): (( Full attacking, if I kill 4 at any point, 5 footstepping and continuing on with 3. PA 1 « 1d20+7 = 1 + 7 = 8 » Claw 1 (« 1d4+6 = 4 + 6 = 10 » damage)
« 1d20+7 = 1 + 7 = 8 » Claw 2 (« 1d4+6 = 4 + 6 = 10 » damage)
« 1d20+5 = 1 + 5 = 6 » Bite (« 1d6+6 = 5 + 6 = 11 » damage) ))
Soban (Hybrid Form): (( HAHAHAHA ))
Soban (Hybrid Form): (( Yeah I'm done ))
LooneyDM: (( good grief ))
Moastuo: (( VORTEX OF SUCK ))
Onotole: (( Everyone knows that the only people that roll 20s are my NPCs on saves. ))
LooneyDM: (( you too Onotole? ))
Helena: (( ... ))
Helena: (( die, both of you ))
(Helena plays in both my other game and a game Onotole runs. She was spectating in this game)
Soban (Hybrid Form): (( Looks like its all up to me ))
Onotole: (( We're doomed ))