Quoting Quotable Quotes

Does this really need any introduction anymore? If it does I seriously doubt your ability to pay attention. I've decided to ration the quotes a little since I nearly ran out one time this week. I had to short quote and nobody wants that. So here's not quite all of the backlog of quotes from my saturday evening game.

Klo: (( maybe me flirting with helena will make me seem more male? ))

Klo: (( either that, or you're gonna think I'm a lesbian ))

Steely Dan: (( why am I tingling and cold ))

LooneyDM: (( he hit you with cold and electric damage ))

Steely Dan: (( oh... you... bastard ))

Steely Dan: (( I KNEW IT ))

Steely Dan: (( I KNEW IT ))

Steely Dan: (( GEE WHY WOULD I RESIST COLD OR ELECTRIC THAT IS SILLY ))

Steely Dan: (( GOTTA BE FIRE OR ACID ))

Steely Dan: (( IT WAS A TRAP ))

Steely Dan: (( Clementine would you please punch Looney for me ))

Steely Dan: (( just on the shoulder is fine ))

LooneyDM: (( ouch! ))

Steely Dan: ((...))

LooneyDM: (( that wasn't my shoulder ))

Steely Dan: (( XD ))

Helena: (( Clementine's Crushing Grip ))

Steely Dan: (( awesome ))

LooneyDM: The knight swings his electrically charged sword at Klo

LooneyDM: Klo's hair stands on end and her skeleton is momentarily visible

Clementine: There are some things we are not to see... I believe that was one of them.

Atargatis: (( This attack has a side effect of physical comedy? ))

Steely Dan: (( I'm not even conscious to make a stirring last words speech ))

Steely Dan: (( my last words were "fucking horse" ))

* LooneyDM rolls: 1d6+7 vs steely => 6 + 7 = 13

* LooneyDM rolls: 1d6+7 vs atargatis => 6 + 7 = 13

* LooneyDM rolls: 1d20+12 vs steely => 6 + 12 = 18

Atargatis: (( 666! A sign of the apocalypse! ))

Helena: (( and there it is, ladies and gentlemen. The bot is possessed by Satan. ))

* Helena called it

VortDM: (( doesn't that spell have a rider effect? ))

Nelven: (( whats a rider effect? ))

Helena: (( additional stuff besides damage ))

Steely Dan: (( it's when you cast a spell and then the spell's jockey hits the target with a riding crop ))

Helena: (( « 1d20+17 = 19 + 17 = 36 » search check in case we missed it ))

Steely Dan: (( dayum ))

Nelven: (( a +17? O_o ))

Helena: (( I believe I've found Jesus ))

Helena: (( yup ))

sdragon: "Who are you talking to?"

Steely Dan: the wall

Steely Dan: It talked first!

Nelven: (( do i see this talking wall? ))

Steely Dan: (( this is odd ))

Atargatis: (( I assumed it was a joke. But there is a kind of living wall monster. I don't think it talks, though ))

Helena: Dan's drunk again

Steely Dan: (( I was just being silly with the hoping it's a friendly wall thing ))

Atargatis: "'Again' implies that he's sometimes sober."

Steely Dan: Ah've been sober

Helena: He was before he got his hands on that mug

* Steely Dan shudders

Steely Dan: 'tis horrible

Nelven: "Im amazed that you can still fight while drunk

Steely Dan: yer jus' jealous of mah mug

* Steely Dan sips

Helena: It's his source of power

Steely Dan: Righ', weel

Nelven: Fascinating

Steely Dan: ye, um, seen anythin', wall?

Nelven: (( is this wall reall talking? ))

Steely Dan: (( I DON'T KNOW ))

Steely Dan: (( but if it doesn't talk again let's just move on ))

LooneyDM: (( you'll be better off head butting them ))

Clementine: (( dance on them! ))

Atargatis: (( Head-butting... a spider swarm? ))

* Atargatis rolls: 1d20+11 slashy! => 2 + 11 = 13

* Steely Dan rolls: 1d20+14 => 2 + 14 = 16

Atargatis: (( WHAT. Anyother 2? ))

Steely Dan: (( THE CURSE OF THE TWOS ))

Clementine: (( I don't look good in 2-2's. ))

LooneyDM: (( it's rolling other numbers for me ))

Steely Dan: (( okay then ))

Steely Dan: (( experiment ))

* Steely Dan rolls: 1d20 => 2

Atargatis: (( You're the DM, you don't count ))

Steely Dan: (( SEE ))

Steely Dan: (( YOU SEE ))

* LooneyDM rolls: 1d6 damage to steely and atargatis => 1

Steely Dan: (( SEE SEE SEE ))

LooneyDM out