Distractions

Look! A distraction! That should keep you from realizing I haven't updated in nearly a week. Sadly I don't have a sexy lady to distract you from my dragon of lack of updates but it will have to suffice. So here's a poster and some quotes.

And now for something very much the same.

* Dahmpir rolls: d20+21 => 20 + 21 = 41

Clementine: (( nice ))

Steely Dan: (( you are totally invisible ))

Clementine: (( Myko loses sight of himself. ))

LooneyDM: (( my poor bugbear helpers ))

Helena: (( delicious HAMBURGER HELPER ))

Nelven: (( hel is really attached to her bitches ))

Helena: (( MY BABIES ))

Nelven: (( XD ))

Atargatis: (( My giant hulking animated chunks of armor! ))

Helena: (( I should rename them SexyBaby and CrazyBaby ))

Dahmpir: (( imma bite him ))

* Dahmpir rolls: d20+12 => 1 + 12 = 13

Helena: (( good god ))

Dahmpir: (( good god leoTard!! ))

Helena: (( I am sorry Dahmpir, but this bot, she don't like you ))

Atargatis: (( This bot is a cruel mistress ))

Dahmpir: (( soooo i bite....myself... ))

Atargatis: (( I see what you're going for with leotard, but you know that's an article of clothing, right? ))

* Steely Dan chops off the dead bugbear leader's head

Steely Dan: "Righ' so... this isna gonna fit in mah kilt"

Atargatis: (( You really made it far while we weren't paying attention ))

* Steely Dan sits down and plays cards with acorn while waiting

Steely Dan: (( you guys are slooooooow ))

LooneyDM: The benches and planks lift steely off the ground in a bizarre clavacade of interlocking wood. It smushes down to smaller than feegle size.

* LooneyDM rolls: 2d8+10 constrict damages => 7 + 10 = 17

Steely Dan: AUGH! AH'M BEIN' SQUISHED! AH'LL BE FEEGLE JAM!

Steely Dan: Ah think whute'er, or whoe'er it is, must wanta eat me

Steely Dan: 'cos it KEEPS HAPPENIN

Clementine: Maybe you look like a tastey morsel to the monsters?

* Steely Dan looks flatly at Clementine

Steely Dan: Do Ah look tasty t'ye?

Steely Dan: Ah mean, really.

* Steely Dan shakes his head

Clementine: I don't think you look tastey, myself.

Clementine: Maybe if we wrapped you up in bacon...

Steely Dan: :|

Atargatis: "If we find bacon we are not using it as wrapping."

Atargatis: "I am saying that right now,"

Atargatis: (( Dammit if I get bitten again because of this I blame YOU, Helena ))

Helena: (( « 1d20+19 = 1 + 19 = 20 » nature check on wuffs? ))

Helena: (( wtf ))

LooneyDM: (( brain fart ))

Helena: (( OH, they're wielding polearms, eh? ))

Helena: (( not for long >:3 ))

LooneyDM: (( you realize them loosing their polearms is what provokes them biting and infecting ))

Helena: (( :D ))

Helena: (( we should all become wuffs ))

LooneyDM: (( are you trying to turn the entire team chaotic evil? ))

Helena: (( MEBBE >_> ))

* Atargatis rolls: 1d20+17 kaboom! => 1 + 17 = 18

Steely Dan: (( hooray! ))

Steely Dan: (( I just want to be clear, my hooray was for bonecrusher, not the 1 ))

Atargatis: "Did they? I thought they were working with the Barquest before. Or whatever that guy was called."

Clementine: "Barquest? That sounds like something that would interest Steely"

Helena: (( maybe it's a dildo ))

Dahmpir: (( k thats what i was checking for ))

Steely Dan: (( what kind of thing would have a cube-shaped dildo!? ))

Helena: (( I WONDER ))

Steely Dan: (( oh ))

Steely Dan: (( gelatinous cube right ))

Nelven: (( you guys... ))

Helena: (( ;o ))

Atargatis: (( Gelatinous cube? Please tell me those things reproduce by splitting ))

Atargatis: (( I am having a difficult time typing for some reason. I predict hilarious results. ))

* Clementine gives them a rude gesture and is done.

* Steely Dan is a bad influence apparently

LooneyDM: The front two skeletons attempt to jump over Steely and Atargatis

Atargatis: (( Jumping Skeletons! ))

Atargatis: (( I equip my +2 tennis racket! ))

Atargatis: (( ALSO! ))

LooneyDM: (( also? ))

Steely Dan: (( also!? ))

Dahmpir: (( also also wik? ))

Steely Dan: (( let's see if it works this time!! ))

Clementine: (( deliciously evil! ))

Dahmpir: (( please dont miss ))

Dahmpir: (( for raests sake ))

* Steely Dan rolls: 1d20+17 => 1 + 17 = 18

Steely Dan: (( oops ))

Dahmpir: (( ....... ))

Atargatis: (( Uh oh ))

Steely Dan: (( you shouldn't talk while I'm rolling! ))

LooneyDM: (( give me a d100 roll, call high or low for hitting the leopard ))

Dahmpir: (( you shouldnt roll when im talking ))

Dahmpir: (( gutsy, since dicekhan has been in love with you all night ))

Clementine: (( I think she's been paying dice kahn with beer. ))

Steely Dan: (( I'm not giving any beer to dicekhan ))

Steely Dan: (( waste of good beer, that ))

Steely Dan: (( also look I remember those trees ))

Steely Dan: (( FUCKIN' TREEEEEEEEEES ))

* Steely Dan rolls: 1d20+15 listen => 20 + 15 = 35

Steely Dan: (( HE HEARS ALL YOUR HEARTS BEATING ))

Steely Dan: (( and also that fart you tried to do really quietly ))

Steely Dan: this movie doesn't really make sense

Clementine: ...What's a ... movie?

Steely Dan: (( THAT WAS OOC ))

Steely Dan: (( CRAP ))

Atargatis: (( What do you guys think - Pies? We can roast the seeds... we could also probably make some great pumpkin soup ))

Steely Dan: (( sure but "Oh no. He has been captured." does not sound like the little dragon cares ))

Steely Dan: (( I AM SUSPICIOUS ))

LooneyDM: (( should I have had him go OH NOES! TEH HORRORS! OUR LEADERS HAS BEEN CAPENTURED! ))

Steely Dan: (( YES YOU SHOULD HAVE ))

Steely Dan: (( little dragons should absolutely use lolspeak ))

Atargatis: Wooo!

Atargatis: (( Uh, that was OOC ))

Atargatis: (( Atargatis is not happy about kidnappings ))

Atargatis: (( Dragonnappings ))

Clementine: (( the dragons are sleeping? ))

Atargatis: (( We're totally getting manipulated by somebody. ))

Steely Dan: (( yes and he's sitting RIGHT OVER THERE *points at looney* ))

LooneyDM: (( well that's a given ))

LooneyGM: Last time our heroes fought a massive pumpkin. What it was doing underground nobody knows

Atargatis: (( ...Finding its roots? ))

Atargatis: "So why don't we go find out? We take the bugbear head and try to get passage to the queen. If this doesn't work, we just kill them all. If we an't get the queen to release the fairy dragon, we kill them all. If we find out they're working with the undead, we kill them all."

Atargatis: "I think this plan suits everyone's needs."

Helena: "Disturbingly high probability of genocide. Sounds like a party."

Atargatis: (( Please stop talking about whatever weird rape porn game you are talking about. I am trying to be heroic and dramatic here! ))

No more talking about F.A.T.A.L. around Atargatis.

LooneyDM out