Quotes from real life game:
Barden "Bones" : I don't have swirly purple dice. I have dice envy.
Thalia (to minotaur druid): We have to keep you away from china shops.
DM: The staircase descends into darkness.
All: dun Dun DUN!
Bones: It's not delivery it's Dzoran (Dzoran, my halfling sorcerer. I hate naming characters)
Curd(Minotaur Druid): I got these licked.
Gareth: Salt licked.
Dzoran: Everyone's shooting lightning out their ass today.
Curd: And it burns.
DM: Elf and halfing pudding. The halfing pudding is the light stuff.
Curd: Half the calories.
Gareth(to minotaur druid): Don't worry, if you die we'll honor you with a barbecue
Thalia(goliath warden): Are they human like me?
Bones (Dwarf Cleric): Who's the leader of this party?
Looney: I thought you were.
Crud: In all my D&D groups I've never seen a PTK.
Gareth: TPK?
Tor: 19+20...
Gareth: That's his once a week power.
DM: They both go down.
Looney(halfling sorcerer): I do a little dance, and I do mean little.
Bones: You can't do anything more.
DM: This is the most powerful holy symbol you've found.
Looney: This is the only holy symbol we've found.
Thalia: That's not a rat.
Tor: It's a flaming rat.
Thalia & Bones: Oh hay!
DM: The room is full of rats.
Bones: Oh rats.
Bones: I attack the wat.
Bones: My warhammer needs a name.
Looney: Thelma
Thalia: Buffy
Curd: Piffer
Bones: I shall name it Squishy.
Curd(Minotaur druid): I'm going to shift back.
DM: Chicken.
Curd: No, beef.
DM: You see some sort of blobby things.
Curd: Who's in the mood for jello?
Curd: 10 points of damage.
DM: To?
Curd: 10 points of damage.
DM: To?
Curd: Does it have 8 resist?
DM: Which one are you attacking?
Thalia: Feed the halfing to it.
Looney(Halfing): Halfings are not good eats
Bones: They're like an appetizer.
Tor: Hot Wings
Looney: Halfings are not Cajun either.
Bones: It wobbles at us menacingly.
Bones: Is the fungus edible.
Thalia: Yes, but you'll be seeing pink elephants.
Bones: It's for medicinal purposes.
Gareth: Sure, medicinal. It's for your "glacoma"
Thalia: We'll dress the halfling as a singing telegram.
Looney: I'm a halfling, not an oompa loompa.
Thalia: A little orange paint will fix that.
LooneyDM out
LooneyDM out
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