Keeping the game in the family

I may not have mentioned it but my wife runs a game for myself, my siblings, and all their significant others. I've quoted this game before but not mentioned this detail of keeping it in the family. Therefore I give you the amazingness that is my family. We have such a grand old time.

Druten Tortle Swordsage (My character)

Loperdos Halfling Rogue (played by my brother)

Kanoa Gnome Wizard (played by brother #2)

Thistle Halfling Warlock (played by brother #1's wife)

Rasia Human Druid (played by brother #2's SO)

Rasia: "You are on heal probation!"

Kanoa: "Since when do halflings eat fairy?"
Druten: "Since they can't catch anything else."
Druten: "Except rocks."

Druten: "You're not allowed to stab her. Even with the spork."

DM: The stairs loom below you...
Loperdos: ((Oooo loomage))
Druten: (( not to be mistake for the loo mage who has an entirely different function ))

* Abyssal Maw spittles and hisses at you
Loperdos: Hey Druid, you wanna try talking to them?
Loperdos: Or do you only talk to cute animals?

Thistle: I have low wisdom? Does that mean I'm stupid.
Druten: It means you lack common sense
Loperdos: But your charisma is high so you can seduce anyone
Thistle: So I'm a slut?

Druten: (( if you want things to attack me you should hit me with the enlarge wand I gave you ))
Loperdos: ((Loperdos has an enlarge wand...in his PANTS!!!))
DM: (( TMI TMI...tripod ))

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