More Campaign Journals I said I wouldn't write

Another week. Another set of quotes that won't give you any idea what the campaign is about but will let you know exactly how much fun I have gaming. This week you get quotes from one of the games I don't DM. This game occurs on my lovely saturday mornings bimonthly and uses the 4th edition of D&D as a system.

Race and Class loadout by player

Attapacca: Female Dragonborn Bard

Cecilia: Female Tiefling Avenger

Quinn: Male Deva Cleric (my character)

Tellyatha'a: Male Aquatic Elf Rogue (Goldielocks, the mini he chose has long bright yellow hair)

Tirah: Female Deva Invoker

Vimac: Male Goliath Fighter

Attapacca: What about a half-orc, half-dwarf

DM: A dworc!

Attapacca: You've got Int (amusing referring to my character), I've got Cha, Vimac has Str, and Telleathay has flowing golden locks

Goldielocks: Can there be a biscuit?

DM: Roll for the biscuit.

Cecilia: You go to the Raven Queen when you die.

DM: The Raisin Queen?

Vimac: Who's a dumb demon? Who's a dumb demon?

Cecilia (to Goldielocks): I will slap you right across your stupid grin. I'll swear an oath of emnity.

Goldielocks: And you'll have to put a quarter in the jar.

Attapacca: That was drama with a 'z'. You know 'teh dramaz'.

Vimac (while fighting Sahuagin): They're cooking the sushi dammit!

Vimac: I'll splash gore all over Goldielocks.

Goldielocks: Noooo, It'll take me 3 hours to condition my locks!

DM: The sahuagin are like "boogie boogie boogie"

Tirah: He's real hurt, so if I do something wimpy like a daily...

DM: Then he...

Goldielocks: Poops!

Looney: He can't, that's a move action and he only has a minor left.

Tirah: Even if it's your bowels, it's still a movement.

Goldielocks: I use elven accuracy.

Vimac (goliath fighter): I should take that feat.

Goldielocks: I'm a MILF.

DM: Melf, not MILF.

Cecilia: I know you wanted to enchant Vimac's helmet to moo, can we enchant the coffers to cough?

Goldielocks: Vimac is carrying me in his harness like a little baby.

LooneyDM out