Lazy wednesday quote post

What it says on the tin. Except I'm in a rush and not in a lazy mood so much as a "get this posted dammit I don't have that much time left before I'm supposed to be DMing and I haven't prepare so thank goodness for my incredibly spledific improvising skills".

Vimac: I finally took damage and it wasn't from the enemy!

(We have a friendly fire problem)

Looney (to the dragonborn bard): Do you want to nail the sahaugin preistess?

Vimac: That must be where water dragons come from.

Tirah: Which means we have a BG.

Everyone: Oh, oh, oh, oh, staying alive, staying alive!

Goldielocks: He grabbed your finger.

Attapacca: Pull my finger.

Tirah(as the sahaugin): I like you big strong dragon lady, I *like* you.

Vimac: Why did they shift, they should have stayed put.

Goldielocks: That's a bunch of shift.

Goldielocks: I accidentally let one release.

DM: Eww, second wind!

Goldielocks: I have a cloak that lets me second wind twice.

Looney: The Baron goes down and floats up.

(The joys of fighting underwater)

Goldielocks: 34 damage

DM: That's wimpy

Cecilia: Is this an enemy.

Looney: I assume so, it stabbed Vimac.

Vimac: Not necessarily an enemy, I have that effect on people.

DM: 6 damage. Suck em up cupcake.

Goldielocks: It's not the same as when Tirah says it.

Goldielocks: I use adaptable franker

Vimac: Are there any minors I want to do?

DM(As darkblade tiefling): Hey there baby.

Cecilia(makes faces)

Looney: No tiefling tail for you?

Cecilia: I don't want what he's got.

DM(drops a big rocky monster on the map)

Cecilia: It's Ben Grimm!

DM: This is against will.

Goldielocks: Will you defend?

Vimac: He's got a little headband.

Goldielocks: He's a demon from the 80s, he attacks with the power of funk.

Tirah: Are you done Cecilia?

Cecilia: I don't know, am I going to get punched more?

Cecilia: I tie her up, and not in the fun way.

Vimac: I juggle my axe around her. *makes dropping axe motion*

Cecilia: I put up a "No juggling axes" sign.

Cecilia: I paid 10K gold to crew the ship, I'm fucking sailing the ship there.

LooneyDM out