Lazy Wednesday quote post

Lazy! Lazy!

Quotes:

Clementine: HELLO? YOU IN THERE?

* Clementine waves.

Clementine: Why'd you go and cast a fog spell, anyway?

Atargatis: "...Thank you Clem. We can always count on your diplomacy."

Clementine: No problem, deary.

Helena: "It's just a fog cloud spell. Should wear out eventually, but I don't have any wind spells..."

* Steely Dan farts in fog's general direction

Atargatis: (( YES! I win the universe! ))

Steely Dan: (( what do you mean, what am I doing with the spear? ))

Helena: (( it's an extradimensional spear ))

VortDM: (( the axe and spear are both two handed weapons. ie you need to drop the spear or similar ))

Helena: (( it resides OUTSIDE OF SPACETIME ))

Steely Dan: (( technically I have four of them anyway ))

Steely Dan: (( shoved into my Kilt Of Holding ))

Helena: (( straight up his bum ))

Helena: (( « 4d6 = 16 » fire ref half 19 dwolf 1 ))

* LooneyDM rolls: 1d20+7 => 16 + 7 = 23 reflex

Helena: (( done ))

Helena: (( and fuck your saving throws, what the shit XD ))

Steely Dan: (( why do those guys have sith force lightning ))

* Helena directs soaring acorn and steely dan to her sleeves.

* Steely Dan grabs a sleeve

Steely Dan: um. what're we doin'?

Helena: "..."

Blacky: (( Then she bursts into flame and incinerates the pair. ))

Steely Dan: (( that's what I get for listening to a crazy mage ))

Clementine: (( someone should fart the fog away. ))

* Steely Dan farts

Clementine: (( I have not the inner fortitude to blow it away. ))

* Steely Dan rolls: 1d20+12 fart fortitude => 15 + 12 = 27

Steely Dan: (( is that good enough? ))

VortDM: (( you need an actual wind spell to clear the fog ))

Steely Dan: (( bah ))

LooneyDM: (( sadly your ass is not magical enough Steely ))

Steely Dan: (( MY ASS IS TOTALLY MAGICAL ))

Helena: (( fuck conditions ))

Helena: (( SHE'S USING CONDITIONER ))

* Atargatis rolls: 1d6 => 1

Helena: (( ... ))

Atargatis: (( I win the universe! ))

Steely Dan: (( next game I am keeping a spreadsheet of my rolls ))

Steely Dan: (( I will plot them and make a graph that will prove dicekhan is evil ))

LooneyDM: (( he's on his very last legs ))

Clementine: (( he's only got two... ))

Steely Dan: (( FINISH HIM ))

Nelven: (( steely! kill him with your beer breath! ))

LooneyDM out