Wednesday already?

When did it get to be wednesday again? Today I guess. That means quotes. Quotes from my crazy saturday group. Here you go.


Steely Dan: Ah hear beer
Clementine: ...you HEAR beer?
Steely Dan: Aye
Clementine: What does it sound like?
Steely Dan: comin' out o' a tap, ye ken
Steely Dan: it sounds delicious

*beer elemental appears
Atargatis: (( This may be the greatest monster ever. ))
Atargatis: (( Everyone! Get your mugs, steins, and straws! ))
Atargatis: (( We're taking this thing DOWN ))
Clementine: (( I don't suppose anyone has a Summon Frat House spell? ))

LooneyDM: As steely drops the feather token at his feet, he is borne aloft
LooneyDM: by a tower oak tree that smashes him into the ceiling of the cavern
Steely Dan: (( ow what ))
Helena: "THAT would be for setting me on fire!"
* Helena makes a rude gesture.
Steely Dan: Ah'm goin' ta kill ye.
Steely Dan: Nae one gets between me an' beer an' lives.
Helena: "C'mon, get over here and I'll cast the flight spell on you, silly feegle..."

* Clementine throws a glob of acid at the beer. TAINTED!
* Clementine rolls: d20+12 => 8 + 12 = 20
Steely Dan: (( uh oh ))
* Steely Dan rolls: 1d20+3 spot => 3 + 3 = 6
LooneyDM: (( that will hit the poor beer elemental's crappy touch ac ))
* Clementine rolls: 3d6+1 => 16 + 1 = 17
Steely Dan: (( you're lucky there clem, looks like steely didn't see you do that ))
Clementine: (( ... ))
Steely Dan: (( because you would be next on his list ))
Steely Dan: (( BEER IS SRS BZNS ))

Helena: (( I just have my boobs ))
LooneyDM: (( what? ))
LooneyDM: (( flaming boobs? ))
Helena: (( loool ))
Clementine: (( boobs of doom? ))
Steely Dan: (( all boobs are of doom ))
Steely Dan: (( omg especially moobs ))
Steely Dan: (( those are extra doomy ))

* Steely Dan glares at helena
Helena: "Hey, what are you doing?"
Steely Dan: Here, Ah dinnae need this.
* Steely Dan tosses other feather
Helena: (( looool ))
Steely Dan: (( hee hee hee ))
Steely Dan: (( I bet it doesn't do anything ))
Steely Dan: (( looney'll be all THAT WAS THE ONE THAT MADE YOU FLY FOR REALS ))
Steely Dan: (( then poor clementine will be a widow ))
Helena: "You're missing out on the beer!"
Clementine: (( ;n; ))
Steely Dan: It's no' goin' anywhere
LooneyDM: A huge tree grows out of the water under helena
Helena: "It's getting warm! OH, GOODNESS!"
Clementine: (( TREE! ))
* Helena laughs shrilly.
Helena: "KEEE HEE HEE HEE"
LooneyDM: Helena is now tree'd
Steely Dan: (( treerape ))
Steely Dan: (( >_> ))
LooneyDM: (( O_O ))
Clementine: (( . ))
Clementine: (( ._. ))
Atargatis: (( I think I'll stick with '...' ))
Steely Dan: (( too far? ))
Helena: "Hahaha, OOOH these leaves are so supple..."
Atargatis: (( ... ))
LooneyDM: (( you're so nice to each other ))
Steely Dan: (( XD ))
Steely Dan: (( SHE STARTED IT ))

Clementine: (( WOOOOO! LEVEL UP! With 2 xps to spare XD ))

Steely Dan: (( the trees are entirely helena's fault ))
Steely Dan: (( both of them ))
Helena: (( YOU SET ME ON FIRE ))
Steely Dan: (( YOU SET *ME* ON FIRE *FIRST* ))
Helena: (( YOU WERE BEING SILLY ))
Steely Dan: (( AND THAT IS A REASON TO BARBECUE ME?? ))
Helena: (( magic is srs bznz ))

Steely Dan: (( hey I didn't make this sheet ))
Helena: (( THE SHEET IS MEJICK ))

Steely Dan: they shoulda jus' done seppuku when they saw us
Blacky: Seppuku...is that some kind of drinking game?

Steely Dan: Mebbe they were here for some hanky panky?
Steely Dan: winkwinknudgenudge
* Clementine does not want to think of bugbear hanky panky. Ew.
Steely Dan: (( TOO LATE NOW ))
Steely Dan: (( HAHAHA ))
Clementine: (( noooooooes! ))
Clementine: (( BRAIN BLEACH! ))

Clementine: (( and if I move her on top of the werewolf, she takes damage. ))
Steely Dan: (( but it will be funny! ))
* Clementine holds on to Atargatis and they both disappear in a shimmer of light
Steely Dan: (( werewolf will be all 'WTF THERE IS SOMEONE ON ME" ))
Steely Dan: (( and then BEC does a ride check ))
Atargatis: (( And I will be all 'OHGAWDCLAWS' ))
Steely Dan: (( and TA DA werewolf mount ))

LooneyDM: (( Clementine's turn. However she is indisposed. She will return shortly ))
Helena: (( ... ))
Clementine: (( .... ))
Helena: (( was I the only one who... ))
Clementine: (( I NEEDED TO PEE. ))

Helena: (( actually I'll double move the other bitch... ))
Clementine: (( that sounds like something that should be yelled... double move, bitch! ))

LooneyDM out