Druid

Warning, not safe for work. At least if you look closely enough. Not so much humor today but generally just a very cool picture. If you don't see it look closer until you do.

Art from here

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Chase Scene

You've taken the artifact. You know what to do now! There is a serious lack of chase mechanics in RPGs these days. The only one I've seen recently is the one from 7th Sea. Which was a quite excellent setup. You roll to see if you catch up or fall behind. Best part is what happens if no one wins the segment. "Random stuff" all sorts of random stuff from the swashbuckling genre like carts going across the path to the chase setting things on fire.

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Ye Olde Magick Shoppe

Many many fantasy campaigns have a trip to the magic shop. Some have frequent visits. Some not at all. In any case you usually here the same refrain over and over again from DMs "I want magic to be special and unique". Why not start with the most obvious place first. The magic shop. When your players can view the magic shop like a big box retail store of course magic isn't going to seem special. Sure you can drop the magic shop completely from your game. But where's the fun in that. Make getting a new magic item an experience. Doesn't have to be a massive quest, but anything more memorable than "I slap down 10000 gp for my new sword" will add to the atmosphere of the game.

Art from here

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Lame Puns

It's been a long day full of gaming so all I have for you is some lame punnage.

Art from Pathfinder wiki

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Geek Test

Did you pass the geek test? I admit a little bias here since not everyone will think about zombies. I know that in case of zombie apocalypse I'd want something like this around for defense, silly name aside. Which is really the only use for a $120 shovel. Yes, it costs $120.

Art from GIS for Super Penetration Shovel. I first saw it on The Awesomer.

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Modern Golems

Golems would be so useful in modern society. Think of all the boring tasks we could avoid by assigning them to constructs constructed of related materials

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Dire Goldfish

You know you want one as an animal companion. Or familiar. Depending on your level. Either way dire goldfish is awesome.

Art from poking around fukung.net

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The Far Realms

Everyone needs a little Cthulu in their life. Buy yours now to take advantage of our sales staff complete sanity loss. Our prices are insane!

Art from Win!

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Cats vs. Commoners

It is only by our superior medical technology that we stay in this fight! That and the cats inherent laziness. We must take the fight to them or they shall soon overrun our civilization! Oh wait, they already have. We serve them treats and clean their toilets while they sleep all day. Darn their brilliance!

Picture from Win!

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Druid

You know this is why you want to play a druid. Calling down lightning, fire and ice from the heavens. Especially ice because it works extra well for reshaping the landscape and clearing out all those pesky man-made structures.

Art from here

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Quotes:

Boddywyn: (( there's such a thing as roleplaying xp :) ))

Haruhi: (( ROLEPLAYING ))

Haruhi: (( it works, bitches ))

Boddywyn: (( i have tofu hp! ))

* Haruhi tries to fan her hair dry with her wings

Haruhi: (( ack! used a gender. ignore that! ))

Haruhi: (( haruhi holds grudges ))

I'kishaeila: (( Iki holds peanuts. ))

Boddywyn: You insulted Haruho last night.

Haruhi: (( THAT BETTER BE A TYPO ))

* Haruhi starts pouncing all over the place

I'kishaeila: (( the visual of Haruhi pouncing around like a kitten amuses me XD ))

Pliny: "Hmmn, mostly love poetry. Perhaps this is a common place for lovers to meet?"

Haruhi: "So basically like, roses are red, violets are blue, want to make out?"

Haruhi: (( I'm sorry did a BARBARIAN just insult my character's intelligence? ))

I'kishaeila: (( it shouldn't have enough room for that many people... ))

LooneyGM: (( it's like a clown car ))

Haruhi: (( is this because I was chewing shrubbery earlier? ))

LooneyGM: (( if that was the case you'd be the one inside it ))

LooneyGM: The tendriculos swallows up Rundalmar.

Boddywyn: Well, I wasn't expecting to see you in here.

Toby: (( I WAS LAYING EGGS ))

Haruhi: (( IT ISN'T EASTER YET ))

Toby: (( I WORK AHEAD OF SCHEDULE ))

Rundalmar: Cat-lady, dont be a lesser being that i mentioned earlier.

Rundalmar: (( lion-lady* ))

* Haruhi 's ears go back

Haruhi: "Bite me, cowface"

I'kishaeila: He might.

* Rundalmar winks.

Haruhi: "Yeah and I'm sooo afraid of cow teeth"

Haruhi: (( also is it just me or does that map look like a colon ))

Pliny: (( It's because we're deep in the bowels of the earth ))

* Pliny rolls: 1d20+9 Bardic Lore to the rescue! => 1 + 9 = 10

Pliny: (( Crap. ))

Boddywyn: (( satyrs eat flowers? ))

Pliny: (( Hey, I'm part goat ))

Pliny: (( I'll eat tin cans if it pleases me ))

goblin b: "Do you have a gift?"

Haruhi: "you can keep the minotaur"

Haruhi: "you can probably teach him to do tricks"

The Lady: "Who travels with you Plinian?"

I'kishaeila: (( hooligans! ))

Toby: (( THEY ARE CAPRICIOUS LITTLE FUCKS ))

Haruhi: (( you mean, like you? ))

* Haruhi headbutts Pliny in thanks

* Pliny is knocked over

Pliny: (( My special ability: Wall of text! Stops enemies in their tracks. They just can't get through it. ))

* Iki follows the sound of raging cow.

Dwarves

Dwarves are a hardy people. Which is why they party hearty and have the kegs to show for it. Woe be unto the weak of fortitude at a dwarven party, for they will be the first to pass out and receive their just desserts for leaving the party early.

Art from WIN!

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