Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Dire Snail

Dire Snail! Real thing is real in real life. Of course it could be photoshopped but who cares! A familiar that can live in your pocket and it makes perfect sense for it to stay put there all the time. Just drop in food every now and again and it will never try to leave. Perfect for parties. Ladies love it when you pull a giant snail out of your pocket. Yeah some losers might have a crow, or a frog, or a cat, but you know what the new cool familiar is. But remember to clean up its slime trail. No one wants that hanging around.

LooneyDM out


  1. It's real. The Giant African Land Snail, aka Archachatina marginata.

    It's considered an invasive pest, famous most recently for invading Miami.

  2. I'm so glad I don't live in miami. I can't imagine that anything we have would want to eat that.