Monday, March 11, 2013


I have two things to say on the subject of insanity.  If you think about it in most D&D or D&D like settings the actions of the players is fairly crazy, bordering on psychosis.  Of course this is what makes the game enjoyable for everyone.  Though it can lead to players feeling they deserve certain immunities for their actions.  The other I am going to say is my players are crazy. :)

Art from GIS for "crazy D&D"
LooneyDM out


Pliny: (( You clear out a den of cultists, and then a new bunch crops up ))
Iki: (( like weeds, they are! ))

LooneyDM: (( why are you trying to tie the cultist up? ))
Thransil: (( because we are into that sort of thing? ))

Thransil: (( I didn't think that "Iki" and "sneaky" were ever to be used in the same sentence?))

warforged 2: "What sort of compensation are you offering?"
Iki: (( hawt chicks. ))
Iki: (( of the metal persuasion. ))
Thransil: (( lol...cyberwomen? ))

Pliny: (( Pliny is not always the most sensible ))
Iki: (( pliny is an ARTIST, and has EMOTIONS. ))
Pliny: (( He is a storyteller, and is therefore hypersensitve to people who carry around big signs that say 'I am the campain's main villain!' ))

LooneyDM: The double doors lead to a luxurious cabin.
Pliny: "Can this be my room?"

I'kishaeila: So how do we convince the warforged to take us back? Money? Female robots?

Pliny: (( They LOVE us! We saved them from things, like, three times! ))

LooneyDM: (( no word yet on what he's going to do with those forces ))
I'kishaeila: (( they're just gonna get drive through at taco bell. ))

LooneyGM: (( at least they didn't buy you a catapult or giant slingshot ))
Pliny: (( Don't be silly, you can't catapult me! ))
Pliny: (( You catapult one of the tanks. So they can hit the enemy with that much more force! ))

Pliny: (( Are we sure they're army? Maybe they're just a summer camp ))
LooneyGM: (( because gnolls are known for their summer camping trips ))
Pliny: (( They might. ))
LooneyGM: (( where they violently murder anything that gets in their way and then practice arts and crafts on their remains ))
LooneyGM: (( true, this is eberron where stranger things have happened ))
Pliny: (( Yeah! Pelts for leatherworking, and they make friendship bracelets out of the fangs of their enemies ))

Pliny: (( Can I use my firebreath as an AoO? ))
LooneyGM: (( no, but you can use your heatbutt ))

Pliny: (( Did we walk into a Gnoll Wrestling league? ))
Thransil: (( apparently...GWL! ))

* I'kishaeila slices and dices and makes fries for all!
LooneyGM: (( gnoll fries ))
Pliny: (( Dear god we are awesome ))
Thransil: (( See! I told you she could fucking slice the shit out of shit! ))

Thransil: (( we should think of whatever the DM expects us to do, and then do something COMPLETELY opposite. ))
LooneyGM: (( I expect you to spend the next 30 - 45 minutes trying to make up your minds on what to do ))

* Iki does not relax, but does not kill Thransil.
Iki: No more mind-talks. I will beat you with your brain next time you do that.

Thransil(drow): (( uncommon? wtf? ))
Thransil(drow): (( undercommon... ))

Drogun: (( plus the more we wander the more we have chances to run into killables ))
Iki: (( I misread that as kibbles. ))

Iki: (( and we shall fly over this Grimstone and tickle its feet to make it Happystone. ))

Iki: (( I appreciate violence. ))
Thransil: (( lol you do, or Iki does? ))
Iki: (( yes ))

Thransil: (( split party soup? ))
Pliny: (( I can't tell if that's a delicious idea, or if we're the main ingredient in that soup ))

Pliny: (( My tombstone: "His sleep song finally worked! Too bad about all of the fire." ))

Iki: (( did i just give my soul to the dark? ))
Thransil: (( again? ))

Pliny: (( Skill is where my strength is ))
Pliny: (( And strength is where my weakness is ))
Pliny: (( What I'm trying to say is, I need help moving a couch ))

Pliny: (( So many things... ))
Pliny: (( Pliny has ALL the things! ))

Pliny: (( I dunno what kind of parking we can get in the Great Crag ))
LooneyGM: (( the usual parking of leaving it whereever ))
Pliny: (( But it could get stolen! Not unlike how we stole it ))
I'kishaeila: (( we need the Club for Ships. ))

Pliny: (( If we got a parrot-sized dragon, we would be REQUIRED to become Sky Pirates. ))

Drogun: (( come to me! I have healing hugs! ))

LooneyDM: (( goblins are good industrious city folk here ))
Iki: (( we could hire them to work on our ship ))
Iki: (( and to dance for our entertainment. ))

Tzaryan Rrac: "Don't approach any closer. We can talk at this distance."

Tzaryan Rrac: "So I ask you. What do you want?"
I'kishaeila: (( I WANT A PONY. ))

Pliny: "Bards tend not to make five year plans. We must be free to travel as we please."

Thransil: (( but cleavage is nice, why would you want to claw it? ))
I'kishaeila: (( clawing cleavage? ))
I'kishaeila: (( sounds uncomfortable   ))
Drogun: (( I get excited... ))

LooneyGM: Four unusually hairly goblins patrol the room in addition to the caged creatures
Thransil: (( unusually hairy goblins...too much Rogaine? ))
Thransil: (( do they make Rogaine for goblins? ))

* Thransil fires a line of cone at the goblin

LooneyGM: (( Does anyone want to do anything before or during the trip? ))
I'kishaeila: (( I want to spit off the side. ))

Pliny: "Our last attempt to beat up a country didn't go so well, Iki."
I'kishaeila: "But I have a telepathic puff of light now!"

I'kishaeila: (( Her name will be Tits hence forth. Tits the advisor. ))

Pliny: (( Why would we walk anywhere now that we have an airship? ))
Pliny: (( I probably take that thing to the Farmer's market on weekends! ))

* Pliny is way to excited about the prospect of legally parking an airship
I'kishaeila: (( because we are tottally inconspicuous at the docks? ))
Pliny: (( For us, 'not killing everyone' is inconspicuous ))
aeridus: (( wait, so firebombing a city during an airship landing is illegal? ))
Pliny: (( Yeah. It counts as littering. ))

* Pliny just looks at Iki to see if this is a good idea
Pliny: (( Iki is in charge of potentially violent capers ))

Pliny: (( We stole the bad guy's ship ))
Pliny: (( He can totally track that thing ))
I'kishaeila: (( shoot, we forgot to reset the gps locator ))

LooneyGM: (( sasquatch? ))
Pliny: (( Very important to remain on guard for sasquatches ))

Pliny: "...We should keep it."
I'kishaeila: "For science? Or dinner?"

* Iki rolls: d20+17 => 20 + 17 = 37
LooneyGM: Iki pushes back against the rock

Pliny: (( The nice thing about the directions is that we can backtrace them at need. And then use your spell to get out when we need to! ))
Wibble: (( for instance, we may wish to visit the nearest pub when we leave ))

* Wibble glares at Iki
I'kishaeila: (( YOU HAVE NO EYES ))
Wibble: (( I will use them as proxies ))

* Wibble drools at the thought of bunnies

* Wibble makes the skeleton give the ghost the middle finger and quickly walks back

Pliny: (( Where can we find a pint of blood? We've only seen skeletons! ))

Pliny: (( Yes, sadly I lack the 'whittle human bone into convincing epaulet' skill ))

Wibble: (( would the ghost object if you took all of them? you could use the non-magic ones as shotglasses ))

LooneyGM: Thransil makes off with 20 chalices.
Pliny: (( We can test them on our way back to town, and sell the ones that we're sure aren't the real deal ))
Pliny: (( you guys we are opening a chalice store! ))
I'kishaeila: (( you seem to be well in to your cups. ))

Pliny: (( Dang, you're rolling like me today, Iki. Complete with the screaming numbers ))

Wibble: (( quick, someone cup her ))

Iki: (( I am not a people person.  My charisma says so. ))

I'kishaeila: (( Looney has been very map-happy tonight. ))
Pliny: (( It's because we've been making decisions at an unusual rate. Normally it takes us an hour to move from one map to another! ))

LooneyGM: In addition to all their traveling they returned the chalice to First Warlock Adal
Wibble: (( and he now uses it to store his D+D dice ))

Thransil: (( keeping our pimp hand strong? ))
Pliny: (( For charity. ))


  1. this! ^^^ was highly required!
    players... the reason, DMs, GMs, storytellers and the rest all twitch uncontrollably when the players give you THAT look before speaking their foul completely unthought of by ones-self plans..


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