Bigby's Crushing Hand

Hitting on mages is always a gamble. After all if you succeed there's all sorts of magical things that could happen. Literally. However if you fail you could end up with a different sort of magic heading your way. The unpleasant crushing kind. Hope you don't have a bad break up either.

Art from D&D 3.5 source book Complete Arcane

Quotes from new game. I'm trying something new with this campaign. I'm reusing an idea I ran once for a different group. This game is a monster gestalt. Monster up one side, class up the other. Our new cast of monsters(with notes on who's playing whom):

Boddywyn: Winged Half-Fey Goblin Swordsage (Played by Nelven's player)

Haruhi: Sphinx Crusader (played by Steely Dan's player)

I'kishaeila: Valkyrie Warblade (played by Clementine's player)

Pliny: Satyr Bard (Played by Atargatis's player)

Rundalmar: Minotaur Barbarian (Played by Dhampir's player)

Toby: Dragon Swordsage thing (Played by Helena's player)

* Haruhi searches for food in the tower wreckage!

* Haruhi rolls: 1d20+1 => 1 + 1 = 2

I'kishaeila: (( NO SAMMICH FOR U! ))

* Rundalmar starts to pull out rations, munching on it as he stares at Haruhi.

Haruhi: what are you eating?

Boddywyn: And the cow is full of more suprises

I'kishaeila: He's also full of meat.

Haruhi: (( oh no what did I miss ))

Boddywyn: (( your hot sexings with Rundalmar crashed the server ))

Pliny: "...You said your Oracle was pretty, didn't you, Toby? What did she look like?"

I'kishaeila: (( a pickle. The oracle looked like a pickle. in a fancy robe. ))

Boddywyn: (( the budding relationship of a sphinx and minataur loools ))

Haruhi: (( so not going anywhere ))

LooneyGM: (( but he's big and muscular just like you like them ))

* Rundalmar winks at the sphinx

I'kishaeila: (( the rest of the group may compel you, Haruhi ))

Haruhi: (( yeah like *I* like them, not like *Haruhi* likes them ))

* Rundalmar gives a great belly laugh

Haruhi: (( NOES ))

Toby: (( THE POWER OF PICKLE COMPELS YOU ))

Haruhi: (( MY POOR INNOCENT SPHINX ))

I'kishaeila: (( NONE CAN RESIST THE PICKLE. ))

LooneyGM: (( innocent? ))

Haruhi: (( yes innocent! ))

Boddywyn: (( after stuffing run's meat into your mouth? ))

Haruhi: (( NOT THAT MEAT ))

LooneyDM: (( Everyone present and accounted for? ))
Haruhi: (( I am missing in action. This is an automated reply ))
Haruhi: (( I am battling aliens on the planet splooge using laser dildos ))

Haruhi: (( also I am possibly turning into Toby ))

Haruhi: (( that's not long hair ))

Haruhi: (( that's an ancient greek mullet ))

*Pliny spends a couple of hours practicing a flute, and annoying the hell out of everyone, before going to sleep

Pliny: (( Right now you're just a little minotaur. A calfotaur ))

LooneyDM out