Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Lazy quote post wednesdays

What did you think would happen? Eh? Be entertained by my player's insanity!

Steely Dan: (( clearly we are still groggy from sleep ))
Atargatis: (( Also from the 20 status effects I got hit with last time ))

Helena: (( my skill points bring all the boys to the yard... ))

Helena: (( Clem SUMMONS AN EXALTED UNICORN OF EHLONNA ))
Clementine: (( alls I have prepared is summon monster lvl 1 XD ))
Helena: (( ;_; ))
Steely Dan: (( SUMMON RABID MONKEY ))
Clementine: (( so I could summon EXALTED PUPPY OF EHLONNA ))
Helena: (( It's a TINY unicorn ))
Clementine: (( itsa pony! ))
Helena: (( death by cuteness ))
Nelven: (( i can use my bag of tricks to summon large animals ))
Atargatis: (( Ponycorn! ))

LooneyDM: The searing light blasts down the corridor with a silent boom, missing the goblins
Clementine: (( How can the sun MISS? ))
Helena: (( /me cries ))
Clementine: (( it's so big! ))
LooneyDM: (( the goblins dodge the sun ))
Clementine: (( Next time, I take Katamari Ball for a spell. ))
LooneyDM: (( katamari ball? http://www.d20srd.org/srd/spells/flamingSphere.htm ))
Clementine: (( nope, I want the real deal. ))
Atargatis: (( Yes! Katamari ball! ))
Atargatis: (( Let's make stars out of 'em! ))
Clementine: (( searing light wasn't suppose to miss ;n; ))
Clementine: (( I love the sound of the people screaming as they're rolled into the Katamari XD ))
Steely Dan: (( silent boom ))
Steely Dan: (( wut ))

LooneyDM: The goblins hop up and down while rolling over each other to attack
*attack rolls*
Helena: (( HAY ))
Helena: (( THEIR TO HIT WENT DOWN, FFFFFF ))
Helena: (( they're getting gangbang bonuses ))
Steely Dan: (( um ))
Steely Dan: (( ew ))
Steely Dan: (( the "rolling over each other" just went to a horrible place ))
Helena: (( lol, +3 ghetto bonus ))
Steely Dan: (( brainbleach plz ))

Steely Dan: (( did I kill him? ))
Helena: (( no ))
LooneyDM: (( yes ))
Steely Dan: (( IS IT CLEAVAGE TIME?! ))

Steely Dan: (( also my average is up to 6.66 now ))
Helena: (( devil's number ))
LooneyDM: (( the number of the dicechan! ))
Steely Dan: (( YES ))

* Steely Dan rolls: 1d20+2 search why not => 12 + 2 = 14
* Steely Dan rolls: 1d20 search for acorn! => 10
LooneyDM: Steely Dan finds an acorn
Nelven: (( XD ))
Steely Dan: (( ... ))
Atargatis: (( Dangit I wanted that acorn! ))

Clementine: (( What's that you say? ))
Clementine: (( Your lips are moving, but all I hear are seagulls! ))

* Helena notes that CrazyBitch's ass has a small flame coming out of it.
Clementine: o.O
Helena: "Oh, fucking WONDERFUL."
LooneyDM: (( that's just the pilot light ))

* werewolf 1 looks directly at Nelven "YOU!"
Nelven: Err, hullo
Steely Dan: Oh tha's jus' my retarded cousin

* LooneyDM rolls: 1d20+4 bugbears => 7 + 4 = 11
Helena: (( PRAISE JESUS ))
Atargatis: (( PRAISE SANTA ))
* LooneyDM rolls: 1d20+8 bugbears => 17 + 8 = 25
Steely Dan: (( PRAISE SANTA CHRIST ))
Helena: (( WHAT ))
Clementine: (( praise raspberries! ))
Blacky: (( Yeah Santa ))
Helena: (( BULLSHIT ))
Atargatis: (( YES! ))
Steely Dan: (( I had to say it ))
Helena: (( NO ))
Clementine: (( lol ))
Blacky: (( Is Jesus fighting Santa again? ))

LooneyDM: Nelven's orb of acid splats into the wall behind the bugbear
wall: "Ouch! Watch where you're shooting!"
Nelven: "Err, sorry"
wall: "It's okay, but don't let it happen again."
Atargatis: (( Wall is our greatest friend ))
Steely Dan: (( wall is with us everywhere we go ))
Steely Dan: (( we love wall ))

* Helena cackles as horrifying, jet black tentacles erupt from the floor in front of blacky and steely
LooneyDM: (( hmm, didn't know you had that prepped ))
* Steely Dan reflexively protects his bum from the tentacles!

LooneyDM: (( 69 damage exactly, are you trying to tell him something Steely? ))
Steely Dan: (( yes to FUCK OFF ))
Steely Dan: (( :P ))

* Helena castrates the bugbear
Blacky: Mountain Oysters for Helena?
Steely Dan: Ye're kinda queer, Helena
* Helena decides to make this a collection.
Atargatis: "Helena.. what... what the hell are you doing collecting Bugbear testacles?"

LooneyDM *out*

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