I have poor planning skills this week. So you get bad pop culture reference jokes about magic items. And a rant about magic items. I hate picking out magic items. Because dammit I don't want to have to choose between the boring stuff like +x to hit and damage or important ability score and the interesting stuff like immovable rods and decanters of endless water. They need to be in separate wealth bins or the +x items need to be dropped from the game math so I can get the item that will be the most fun, not the item that will let my character retain functionality.