Clementine: HELLO? YOU IN THERE?
* Clementine waves.
Clementine: Why'd you go and cast a fog spell, anyway?
Atargatis: "...Thank you Clem. We can always count on your diplomacy."
Clementine: No problem, deary.
Helena: "It's just a fog cloud spell. Should wear out eventually, but I don't have any wind spells..."
* Steely Dan farts in fog's general direction
Atargatis: (( YES! I win the universe! ))
Steely Dan: (( what do you mean, what am I doing with the spear? ))
Helena: (( it's an extradimensional spear ))
VortDM: (( the axe and spear are both two handed weapons. ie you need to drop the spear or similar ))
Helena: (( it resides OUTSIDE OF SPACETIME ))
Steely Dan: (( technically I have four of them anyway ))
Steely Dan: (( shoved into my Kilt Of Holding ))
Helena: (( straight up his bum ))
Helena: (( « 4d6 = 16 » fire ref half 19 dwolf 1 ))
* LooneyDM rolls: 1d20+7 => 16 + 7 = 23 reflex
Helena: (( done ))
Helena: (( and fuck your saving throws, what the shit XD ))
Steely Dan: (( why do those guys have sith force lightning ))
* Helena directs soaring acorn and steely dan to her sleeves.
* Steely Dan grabs a sleeve
Steely Dan: um. what're we doin'?
Blacky: (( Then she bursts into flame and incinerates the pair. ))
Steely Dan: (( that's what I get for listening to a crazy mage ))
Clementine: (( someone should fart the fog away. ))
* Steely Dan farts
Clementine: (( I have not the inner fortitude to blow it away. ))
* Steely Dan rolls: 1d20+12 fart fortitude => 15 + 12 = 27
Steely Dan: (( is that good enough? ))
VortDM: (( you need an actual wind spell to clear the fog ))
Steely Dan: (( bah ))
LooneyDM: (( sadly your ass is not magical enough Steely ))
Steely Dan: (( MY ASS IS TOTALLY MAGICAL ))
Helena: (( fuck conditions ))
Helena: (( SHE'S USING CONDITIONER ))
* Atargatis rolls: 1d6 => 1
Helena: (( ... ))
Atargatis: (( I win the universe! ))
Steely Dan: (( next game I am keeping a spreadsheet of my rolls ))
Steely Dan: (( I will plot them and make a graph that will prove dicekhan is evil ))
LooneyDM: (( he's on his very last legs ))
Clementine: (( he's only got two... ))
Steely Dan: (( FINISH HIM ))
Nelven: (( steely! kill him with your beer breath! ))