Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Quote Wednesday

Quoting quotable quotes of quintessence. Alliteration is lots of fun. My players discovered the joys of this recently and have had no end of fun with it. I now throw open the metaphorical curtains on the main attraction, the quotes!

Steely Dan: (( soaring acorn needs initiative too ))
Blacky: (( Good old floating pecan. ))
Helena: (( hovering hazelnut ))
Clementine: (( flaming nuts? ))
Steely Dan: (( airborne walnut ))
Helena: (( aviating almond ))
* Soaring Acorn scuttles forward
* Blacky watches Crushing Cashew
Helena: (( marvelous marzipan ))
Steely Dan: (( pummeling pistachio? ))
Helena: (( perspicacious peanut ))
Atargatis: (( Plummeting Pistachio might be better ))
Clementine: (( my puns are a shell of their nutty selves. ))
Steely Dan: (( Plummeting Pistachio is Soaring Acorn's dorky younger brother ))

Blacky: Good idea Helena, the golems will make short work of those bugbears.
* Blacky rolls: d120+1 bluff => 83 + 1 = 84
* Blacky rolls: 1d20+1 bluff => 1 + 1 = 2
LooneyDM: (( bluff fail ))
Blacky: (( Can I keep the first roll? ))

Blacky: (( Man...who started this fight anyway. ))
Helena: (( ... ))
Clementine: (( ... ))
Steely Dan: (( har de har har ))
Nelven: (( you did? ))
Clementine: (( I know who I'm throwing into the darkness next. ))

LooneyDM: (( He's got absolutely no juice left, do you want him to recover his juice? ))
Steely Dan: (( if he's out of juice, then yeah. recover it. ))
Atargatis: (( Apple or orange? ))

LooneyDM: As you all sleep you see visions of deserts flying past you.
Blacky: Mmmmm...dessert
Atargatis: (( Oh good. What will it be this time? More angry scorpions? ))

Atargatis: "I just want to make it clear to you (Blacky) - the point of intel is to see where the enemies are ahead of time, yes? So that we can set up our attacks to get an advantage over them."
Atargatis: "NOT to get a potshot off at them before the rest of us are halfway in range!"

LooneyDM: (( you're all spread out ))
Steely Dan: (( yes we are ))
LooneyDM: (( excellent ))
Nelven: (( uh oh ))
Steely Dan: (( *glares at looney* ))

* Atargatis rolls: 1d20+5 reflex! => 4 + 5 = 9
* Clementine rolls: 1d20+3 go old woman, gooooo! => 6 + 3 = 9
Atargatis: (( Dangit, I have the reflexes of an old lady! ))

LooneyDM out

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