Quoting quotable quotes of quintessence. Alliteration is lots of fun. My players discovered the joys of this recently and have had no end of fun with it. I now throw open the metaphorical curtains on the main attraction, the quotes!
Steely Dan: (( soaring acorn needs initiative too ))
Blacky: (( Good old floating pecan. ))
Helena: (( hovering hazelnut ))
Clementine: (( flaming nuts? ))
Steely Dan: (( airborne walnut ))
Helena: (( aviating almond ))
* Soaring Acorn scuttles forward
* Blacky watches Crushing Cashew
Helena: (( marvelous marzipan ))
Steely Dan: (( pummeling pistachio? ))
Helena: (( perspicacious peanut ))
Atargatis: (( Plummeting Pistachio might be better ))
Clementine: (( my puns are a shell of their nutty selves. ))
Steely Dan: (( Plummeting Pistachio is Soaring Acorn's dorky younger brother ))
Blacky: Good idea Helena, the golems will make short work of those bugbears.
* Blacky rolls: d120+1 bluff => 83 + 1 = 84
* Blacky rolls: 1d20+1 bluff => 1 + 1 = 2
LooneyDM: (( bluff fail ))
Blacky: (( Can I keep the first roll? ))
Blacky: (( Man...who started this fight anyway. ))
Helena: (( ... ))
Clementine: (( ... ))
Steely Dan: (( har de har har ))
Nelven: (( you did? ))
Clementine: (( I know who I'm throwing into the darkness next. ))
LooneyDM: (( He's got absolutely no juice left, do you want him to recover his juice? ))
Steely Dan: (( if he's out of juice, then yeah. recover it. ))
Atargatis: (( Apple or orange? ))
LooneyDM: As you all sleep you see visions of deserts flying past you.
Atargatis: (( Oh good. What will it be this time? More angry scorpions? ))
Atargatis: "I just want to make it clear to you (Blacky) - the point of intel is to see where the enemies are ahead of time, yes? So that we can set up our attacks to get an advantage over them."
Atargatis: "NOT to get a potshot off at them before the rest of us are halfway in range!"
LooneyDM: (( you're all spread out ))
Steely Dan: (( yes we are ))
LooneyDM: (( excellent ))
Nelven: (( uh oh ))
Steely Dan: (( *glares at looney* ))
* Atargatis rolls: 1d20+5 reflex! => 4 + 5 = 9
* Clementine rolls: 1d20+3 go old woman, gooooo! => 6 + 3 = 9
Atargatis: (( Dangit, I have the reflexes of an old lady! ))