Wall of Fire (and quotes)

The wall of fire! It burns! Sadly I have no quotes about setting things on fire. But I do have quotes:

Clementine: You're welcome, Tar-tar.

Clementine: Wait... where did that come from?

Atargatis: "...Tar-Tar?"

Helena: (( now watch, THIS swordsage has awesome fort saves ))

LooneyDM: (( just for you he got a save boost ))

Helena: (( WHAT? ))

Helena: (( you bastage ))

LooneyDM: (( just kidding ))

Helena: (( :( ))

* Helena tacitly pulls a wand from her cloak. Suddenly the entire area is covered in thick mist.

LooneyDM: (( obsucring mist? ))

Steely Dan: (( that is so dirty ))

Nelven: (( ... ))

Steely Dan: (( pulls out a WAND ))

Steely Dan: (( THICK MIST ))

Nelven: (( get that head out of the gutter ))

Helena: (( wow, short session is short ))

Atargatis: ....I forgot to set my pizza-cooking timer

Steely Dan: YER MAKIN' PIZZA!?

Nelven: What's a... pizza?

Steely Dan: Ah dinnae ken, but if'n ye cook it, it must be food

Helena: "Pizza is delicious."

Atargatis: (( Hey, when Atargatis says things, she puts it in quotes ))

Atargatis: (( So really she just emoted the sensation of having forgotten to set a timer for pizza ))

LooneyDM: The lightning bolt tickles the scorpion

Nelven: (( does it giggle? ))

*giant scorpion crab grapple pins Atargatis

Helena: (( to transpose Nelven and Atargatis or not to transpose Nelven and Atargatis... ))

Nelven: (( what! ))

Steely Dan: (( by the way steely is slightly more intelligent now. I upped his int. ))

Steely Dan: (( now I am dumb as a rock ))

Steely Dan: (( instead of dumber than a rock ))

*talking about a folding boat that changes size when the magic words "hokey pokey" are spoken*

Clementine: We should name this boat.

Nelven: (( the hokey pokey? ))

Atargatis: (( No, if we did that, it would change size every time we tried to talk about it ))

Helena: (( Looney, I want to do something outside of the rules ))

LooneyDM: (( what sort of something? ))

Steely Dan: (( seducing the bugbears is illegals ))

LooneyDM: (( seducing is well within the rules ))

Clementine: (( I think the bugbears should spell words... like a marching band. ))

Atargatis: (( That's what would pep up this fight - a Sousa march! ))

*LooneyDM spells out "DIE" with the bugbears

Clementine: (( ... but not that word. ))

Steely Dan: (( ... ))

Steely Dan: (( I FEEL LIKE ))

Steely Dan: (( THEY ARE TRYING ))

Steely Dan: (( TO TELL ME SOMETHING ))

LooneyDM: (( Atargatis is up ))

Helena: (( crack its head open ))

Helena: (( ELDER MOUNTAIN HAMMER ))

Atargatis: (( Might as well! It's HAMMER TIME ))

* Atargatis rolls: 1d20+14 => 20 + 14 = 34

Atargatis: (( ... ))

Helena: (( YES ))

Steely Dan: (( YEAH ))

Steely Dan: (( UNLEASH THE FURY ))

*bugbear was overkilled by 70 points of damage

* Nelven rolls: 4d6+2 Scorching Ray => 10 + 2 = 12

Nelven: (( average, figures. ))

Nelven: (( is he still alive? ))

LooneyDM: The bugbear burns but remains standing.

LooneyDM: (( WITH ONE HIT POINT! ))

Steely Dan: (( highfive! ))

Steely Dan: (( or in this case... lowfive? ))

Atargatis: (( Lowfive it is! ))

* Atargatis rolls: 1d8+4+1d6+2d6+2d6+4d6 damage groar! => 1 + 4 + 2 + 12 + 12 + 20 = 51

Atargatis: (( Survive THAT ))

LooneyDM: (( Clementine is up ))

Helena: (( she does a jig ))

* Clementine does an old-woman jig.

* Clementine 's arms flap in the breeze.

* Steely Dan rolls: 1d20+16 => 9 + 16 = 25

LooneyDM: (( that will hit, if your luck holds true ))

Steely Dan: (( okay ))

Steely Dan: (( I will say... high hits ))

* Steely Dan rolls: 1d100 => 51

*After the party fails to miss despite being entirely blinded AGAIN!

LooneyDM: (( I hate you all ))

Atargatis: (( Hate us? We're just trying to wrap up the fight so you can rest your aching muscles! ))

Atargatis: (( We kill your bugbears because we love you! ))

Steely Dan: (( we paint a window on the wall ))

Steely Dan: (( and then you use the sphere ))

Steely Dan: (( oh and we put spikes in that window ))

Steely Dan: (( so the sphere throws them on spikes ))

Steely Dan: (( and we'll cover the spikes with acid too. for good measure. ))

Nelven: (( i like that idea! ))

Atargatis: (( Me too ))

LooneyDM: (( let's get this show on the road ladies ))

Clementine: (( not even going to give us a chance to use diplomacy? ))

Steely Dan: (( ...hahaha we are all chicks aren't we ))

Steely Dan: (( yeah but it's just funny when he's all "let's go ladies" and I'm like "hey we're not... oh wait, our CHARACTERS are male" ))

Steely Dan: (( the window is good. our trap is laid. ))

LooneyDM: (( it's like the window from good night moon ))

Steely Dan: (( yes except it's GOOD NIGHT BUGBEARS AMIRITE ))

Atargatis: (( I do have a second attack stat ))

Atargatis: (( But I've never used it ))

LooneyDM: (( no time like the present ))

* Atargatis rolls: 1d20+11 => 1 + 11 = 12

LooneyDM: (( I gues the present hates you ))

Atargatis: (( No presents? Aw! ))

LooneyDM: (( why is this bugbear named paul? ))

Clementine: (( why not? ))

Clementine: (( don't you LIKE his name? ))

LooneyDM: (( because it's a horrible name for a bug bear ))

Clementine: (( he's rather attached to it. ))

Clementine: (( now you've hurt his feelings ;n; ))

Atargatis: (( Paul and George, but no John or Ringo? ))

LooneyDM: (( they should be named stuff like undergotten ))

LooneyDM: (( not Paul ))

Clementine: (( John and Ringo are dead. ))

Atargatis: (( Then name some of the dead Bugbears John and Ringo ))

Clementine: (( I suppose you don't like Larry, either? ))

VortDM: (( no ))

Nelven: (( who gave them names? XD ))

Clementine: (( <_<>

LooneyDM: (( at least there's no curly or moe ))

Atargatis: (( How about Inky, Blinky, and Sue? ))

Clementine: (( they get points in stooging. ))

Steely Dan: (( could be another larry ))

Steely Dan: (( like, the cable guy ))

Clementine : I have a nice PIE for yoU!

Steely Dan: Pie?

Steely Dan: Ah'd like some pie

* Clementine whispers. Doom pie.

Helena: (( Then I'd name the horse Pikachu Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way the Electric Emo Horse ))

Clementine: (( nakidmancer? ))

Helena: (( I want the deathknight to be my pet ))

Clementine: (( that sounds kinky. ))

Helena: (( I'll call him Charlie ))

Helena: (( I count 1 bugbear, and its name is JEREMIAH ))

Helena: (( today's session will be sitting down and having a nice tea with Jeremiah ))

Steely Dan: (( I shall bring the crumpets ))

Nelven: (( okay then, myko, you need to infiltrate that bugbear lair, and find a way to kil that deathknight before it gets to us ))

Clementine: (( initiation! ))

Helena: (( « 1d20+19 = 19 + 19 = 38 » bugbear warrior ))

Steely Dan: (( oh man you are gonna know EVERYTHING ))

Helena: (( I make a check for each type, right? ))

Steely Dan: (( what his favorite color is ))

Steely Dan: (( boxers or briefs ))

Nelven: (( do you want me to grab the wand now or later? ))

Nelven: (( i can do my own empowering first ))

Helena: (( grab the rod now ))

Steely Dan: (( grab it. oh yeah. that's it. ))

Steely Dan: (( grab it REAL GOOD ))

Helena: (( .... ))

Nelven: (( ... ))

Steely Dan: (( <_<>

Helena: (( stupid magic items being suggestive ))

Nelven: (( up yours ))

Steely Dan: (( no I think helena wants it up yours ))

LooneyDM out